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 Ok, people. You want to know the story behind this? Then here it is:

BTW- This story may not seem funny, but believe me, at 3:00 in the morning it's hilarious... Well, I was playing FF7 at my friend's house, and I got into this chocobo thing. I figured out every way to breed, where to buy greens, and how to gain ranks. EVERYTHING. He kept saying that I had caught "Chocobo Madness". Anyway, I was fighting around to gain Gil, and I got a Master level Deathblow materia. I sometimes sell my master materia for money. Anyway, I went to check out how much they would give me, and they gave me a whopping 700,000 gil!!! 700,000!!! I stared at the screen and fell out of my chair. I said, "Think about how many greens I can buy!!!" I immediately pressed O and sold my materia. I checked out my other materias. Transform at master sold for 350,000!!! Steal at master sold for 70,000!!! After selling some materia, I went to the Chocobo Sage's house and bought 99 Reagus Greens and 22 Skylus greens. I still had 300,000 gil left over. It was then when my friend said," You know you have Chocobo Madness when you sell your master materia just to buygreens." As you can see, that is the first thing on this list.
So, that's the story! Anyway, the whole point of this list is that it never ends. People can keep adding more and more reasons "You know you have Chocobo MADNESS." So, if you have another one to add, email me and i'll add it.
    You know you have Chocobo MaDnEsS if...

      You sell your master materia just to buy greens

      You have 9,000,000 gil and all you can think is, "Greens. GREENS!!!"
      You breed a gold chocobo and all you can think about is racing it
      You keep racing the gold chocobo, to win more materia, to master more materia, to sell the materia and BUY MORE GREENS!!!
      You go into a chatroom and type in CHOCOBO 100 times.
      You ask your parents for 2500 gil to buy Skylus greens
      You eat spinach and yell WARK! WARK!
                Sent in by Me

      "Third CD? What third CD?"
      You kill Ruby Weapon for the sole purpose of getting another gold chocobo
      After breeding chocobos you move on to the family pet
      When it's 3 in the morning and you still can't get a gold chocobo.
      You go to the grocery store and ask, "Do you have any Zeio nuts?"
      You mistake cabbage for sylkus greens.
      You actually made up the words for the chocobo song.
      You taught your pet canary to say "Wark! Wark!"
      You fill your materia slots with master chocobo lures to see if you can catch a chocobo in a cave
      When you're getting whooped up in a fight, you scream "WARK! WARK!" at the tops of your lungs and run away.
      If you kill of your other characters for scaring off a chocobo and deny them any materia for the rest of the game.
      You ask santa for a gold chocobo this christmas.
      You try to go to the north pole to assasinate santa when your gold chocobo doesn't arrive.
      You're arrested by the cops for shooting eskimos and all you can say is "WARK! WARK! WARK!"
      They let you free and you blow your money trying to paint ostridges yellow.
      You get an import Tobal 2 just so you can fight as a chocobo before everyone else.
We are still waiting for more! Send in your reason "You know you have Chocobo MaDnEsS if....Mail me.

     
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